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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel?

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

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You drank it

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Michael! I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!

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Steve Holt

I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across from where? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

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Lifestyle Travel

First place

Across from where? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m a monster. Army had half a day.

That’s why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

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Clients News

Alliance and a traitor

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more likeā€¦suicide. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going.

You mean it controls your actions? I call it luck. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. What!? What?! A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

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What good is a reward

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? What!? Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? What!? What!? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.